What to Get my Wife for Christmas: A Last Minute Guide for Men

A gift for your wife in three steps, a few suggestions, and a list of what NOT to do this Christmas. You got this. You're seeking advice from strangers on the internet. What could possibly go wrong?

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Tuesday, 10:36pm Glamorously watching TV in my living room. Choking up at every Olympic Games commercial about how much the athletes love their mothers. Why? Why must you yank my heart strings, P&G? That's not even right. Then it hit me. I want to go swimming, too.